kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

do you think kids started saying darn because dam was a swear word so they switched the m with rn

Dam isn’t a swear word it’s a structure that holds back water

shut up nasa stick to science

Linguistics is a science, you fascist

http://siriusish.tumblr.com/post/91170319395/spookylupin-sirius-coming-out-as-very-not

spookylupin:

sirius coming out as Very Not Straight to the marauders and lily in 7th year and

  • james just is so proud he cries and doesn’t stop crying for the entire conversation
  • remus is very quietly accepting and then later takes sirius aside to tell him that he’s thrilled that sirius…

(Source: ohrogerss)

d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

heaheaheahahhahahahea

d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

heaheaheahahhahahahea

(Source: bobasprite)

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse)