Writer, player, cactus enthusiast.
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
But, like, if you’re at the point where you are capable of observing that her bra matches her panties, you are probably ALREADY getting laid
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog