Writer, player, cactus enthusiast.
*involved in my first ever car crash. I wasn’t driving, nor was it my car, so I’m going to count it as a win. Survived with minimal scratching and bruising.
*my grandmother, with whom I spent every Sunday for the last twelve years of my life, passed away last Friday. The memorial service is tomorrow.
*I leave for college again in three weeks.
go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original.
or as we like to call it
This is great
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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